Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNEDWE RISE
OMG YES!!!! I LOVE THESE PEOPLE!
Its probably just a cry for attention. You know how guys are. Theyll make up anything to get people to pay attention to them.
Shout out to all those douchebags who need to leave me and my relationship alone.
Wait, I forgot you thought you were funny, my bad.
Mixed Media Photography by Aliza Razell
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- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.